Yesterday I was
gonna type the
interesting FMLs, but I was too
busy talking to my friend, Jason
about them XD

Here's a pic of Jason
(left-to-right)
Jason, Al, me
I look soo short XD
Anyway~
ONWARD TO THE FMLs XD
~Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML.
Seriously...this is an FML?
DUDE YOU'RE GAY
GET A LIFE -_-
What would happen if that phone call was important?
Jeez dude -_-
~Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML
Dude.......I feel your pain....
That gotta hurt so much X_X
~Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
....Dude....
I would have slapped him soo hard.
Be like
YO WTF!?!!??!?!?! O_O
~Today, after having my bath. I realized that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
...Dude...
Too much info
Labels: fmls, interesting, ishikawa nanaho
9:29 PM
loved atSaturday, February 20, 2010