Today I'm
not lazy and I'm going to
actually go through the other pages
instead of just looking at page one XD
~Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them" FML
HAHAHA YOUR LIFE SUCKS XD
My school doesn't even have detention XD
~Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of the face. FML
LMAO XD
This is why nothing is hanging near my bed just in case that happens XD
~Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "Its you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Hahaha
Someone's popular~ XD
Someone's probably talking bad about you or just spreading something retarded that you did XD
If you have a youtube account then probably something retarded about you has been posted XD
~Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
Someone's mental~ O_O
I wonder how the daughter felt XD
~Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML
No underwear on? O_O
LMAO that sooo sucks for you XD
But I heard pee is good for the skin...................
Yeahhhhhhh.............
Labels: fmls, ishikawa nanaho
8:34 PM
loved atThursday, February 18, 2010